Character biogs

Jacqui – The Project Manager My name is Jacqui, with a Q. I’ve been the Project Manager at Totally Rubbish for….ever. I believe in strong, dominating leadership. Whipping staff in line never did anyone any harm. My favourite word is ‘Delegation’. Why mess something up yourself when you can have the satisfaction of blaming someone else! My focus is networking with potential clients, exploring their needs – foreplay is everything. At weekends I enjoy socialising and riding my stud.

Tina – The Temp Hiya I’m Tina. Nice to meet you. I’ve been tempin here for free years now & gawd knows if I’ll ever be made permanent. I do av a few uvver jobs as well like, well you’ve gotta pay the rent ain’t ya. I don’t really get bored, I’m quite competent really. If I do get bored though, I try and give it a bit of glamour. I mean imagine if J-Lo sold bins they would be pink with big diamonds on ‘em. How handy would that be to dump all her old toot in!

Terry Alright Babes! My name’s Terry – that’s Tel to you. I’m fit, young and yes … single. What more could you wish for! It would be fair to say that I’m a ladies man. I know the office pretty well – I’ve worked my way round it. If there is a problem with a computer I’m the one to call. Let me play with your hard drive – know what I’m saying?!

Susan Hi there, I’m Susan and I’ve just started here. Some say I’m overqualified for this job but I think it’s a great opportunity for me to develop my recycling initiatives and do my bit to save the world. However, for some reason all my good ideas seem to end up in management meetings when I’m not there! You’ll find us on the 2nd Floor TELESALES – and if you ever need a chat come and find us, I make a great cuppa and we love a bit of juicy gossip!!

Linda Welcome, and if you’re sitting comfortably I will begin. My name's Linda and I am the Health and Safety Manager. I’ve been married for 3 years and I’m now really looking forward to being a mummy so that I can put my feet up for a few months. But as I am still here if you have an accident don’t forget to write it in the log book and surround the area with hazard tape, you’ll find my handy hints booklet for health and safety in your top draw. Be good and don’t forget to always bend from the knees when lifting a heavy object! Must dash!